Wednesday, October 3

Is it me?

Or is the majority of the female population spoiled prisses? Yeah, I’m sorry but that’s about how I feel at the moment with the opposite gender. Ok, maybe I am trying to get some sort of response out of you people but this is how it goes down.
I walked into class today about 15 minutes early to “learn something” by reviewing today’s chapter before the teacher arrives. There is this one girl in there – super moody on the 24/7 market. She constantly complains -- whines or has some sort of excitement going on in her life to be unable to complete her assignments. A week or so ago I was making a comment in class and she popped off with some smart ass remark about it. I of course asked her if she knew a better way of doing it --- no response from her, giggles floated through out the class. Strike one, the war was on.
You know the type, one minute on a super Hidey Ho High mood, the next running around with her claws extracted ready to slash anyone in her way. A friend of mine had the utter insanity of dating her whole whopping month. He said at first everything was grand, they were inseparable, and then all the sudden she seemed distracted. Then he would make a comment -- it was twisted and turned completely around on him and World War 3 would begin. He told me that if there wasn’t some sort of drama going on between the two of them she wasn’t happy. Around his friends and hers, butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth but alone he felt he needed to wear extra padding from her slams towards him. He said eventually she gave him the “This isn’t working out speech” he took it and ran. He said the sex was good but it wasn’t that good to know when to bolt.
I dropped my books on my desk, she scowled and rolled her eyes at me; I returned a smirk/smile and opened my book to review. Her phone rings: “Um no, I don’t want to go there tonight, I told you that your friends are bores”. Whoa, major slam to whomever her latest victim was, not that I was eaves dropping -- she practically announced it in the room. She’s from southern Georgia, doing her best to sound like a Valley Girl from the West Coast.
A loud huff is made and of course it’s her, “Excuse me, do you know you have mud all over the back of your jeans?” I didn’t bother to look up --- a few seconds later I receive the poke “Excuse me, rude much?” Oh!! Her courteous and helpful clothing observation was towards me!! I turned in my seat, looked her straight in the face, without a flinch or straying from eye contact, flipped my phone out and in a mock voice said “Gerard, you are FIRED!! I have mud on my designer jeans from working this morning”. Closed my phone and returned to my book, her jaw dropped and she grumbled something under her breath about all men being slobs.
We finished class and I got up to go back to work, when she stopped me once more. “Hey you know this stuff pretty good.” I wasn’t sure if she meant how do deal with bitchy spoiled brats or Botany. I gave her a blank look and waited for the next jab from her.
I try my best to be nice to punks, they aren’t worth the time or discomfort but if you piss me off I am going to tell you how I feel. Besides I’ve had my fair share of being around women like this and never will understand why we guys will put up their petty crap. Great sex or not a guy has to have his pride too. She stood there in the hall, I’m guessing in hopes that I would say thank you but she didn’t get the complement from me. Once again, looking her straight in the face, I put my helmet on and walked out of the class. We will see what kind of mood she’s in tomorrow.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do not wish to offend my gender, but yes most of us are spoiled prisses, or think we are. But otherwise no, some of us are good !! From my experience with..*people*..like that they end up failing the class halfway through it, unable to raise their grade higher than a C- and drop it. But from what I know of her so far, she's going to be a fun one..

&Don't mind me commenting please. :) !

Mark That Blah Guy said...

No! I dont mind you commenting and encourage it. I want some one to say "Hey you stupid head, think about it this way please". Or to give me that "Yep, I agree post".